I have a stalker at work... I'd like to refer to him as 1 eyed willie, "Willie" because it looks like he's got a Willie coming out of his wondering eye... seriously he only has one eye functional; Anyways this weird fuck keeps strolling by my Cube and staring at me (with his good eye) He literally stops center aisle and stares... not only is he a freak but he has a group of freaks he hangs out with... i mean this group of characters are amazing one of them is Indian... Slurpee Indian he takes numerous men's room visits and he also likes to stop and chat even if I keep my back to these creeps they still talk; The other is a dark chocolate who always has his cellular size blue tooth stuck to his ear... he thinks he's so cool walking around talking to himself I bet he uses that FAKE A CALL app that all phones now have!
He just walked by again.... LOL I have the most craziest shit happen to me I swear, I could write a book... if The Cuntess could get a book deal I know I could
OMG that is so fucking funny...i have seen your fan club...can we say LOSERS? And that guy is gross, you should get pepper spray for his crazy eye. How about my stalker who ended up being a trickster and was really stalking you!
ReplyDeleteDAMN!!! You poor girl's. We don't have stalkers here at my work but we do have some crazy ass Indians so I feel ya on that part. And why is it they go to the bathroom 50 million times a day I bet it's all those damn spices they put in there food aaaaaaahahahahahaha!!!
ReplyDeleteOkay..well this is what you need to do..turn around next time he walks by and say..."Are you stalking me?" it will freak him out and he should leave you alone!! LOL
ReplyDeleteYou are too much! This needs a little more media attention! Can I say a new reality show with you and your comments...
ReplyDeleteLOL......... f-ing fantastic time we had! You said everything to the max. Next time i promise to take one for the team, im sure if it was Sun i would of done it! YEAH RIGHT! He is the biggest dirt bag ever, onik,onik said the pig, never in my life would i do that guy! Interesting weekend, and ready for our next trip...
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