Which desperate bitch will it be?

I personally think he will pick Melissa from Texas but who knows, I do know Molly is a knockoff of Too Can Sam but this crying bitch boy might lead with his Lil Tooter and pick the busted up bird... I guess I shouldn't care either way but as a TV Junkie that's hard to do! It's all going down tonight... shit my week is starting off with bang!

MEGA WHORE - SKANK TAT!

I found this photo and went crossed eyed for a minute then woke up from a hysterical laughing bout… this guy needs a mental evaluation ASAP, he also needs to put down the crack pipe, the needles and be banded from ever leaving his home and/or watching TV…

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20-year-old Eddie McCrazy of Estero, Florida is sooo obsessed in the brains about reality mega whore Megan (Rock of Love, Charm School, I Love Money, Trophy Wife) that he got a tattoo of her pancake face and retarded chihuahua (her words) on his arm. A few minutes after Eddie got this tattoo, his crotch started itching, his no-no started leaking smegma and he had a rash on his taint. Infected by The Megan!

LOST DOG!

Would someone please put a leash on this Nasty Bitch… for god sake lady you are starting to blind people! It’s time to hang up the implants and bleach blonde weave… and no one, no one wants to see your saggy ass; Even Alexis Arquette isn’t happy with the wardrobe and make-up!

Dancing WITH-OUT the Stars…

So this Season we’re in for a real treat… a bunch of D Listers will be making there way to the dancing stage, the cast consist of:
Steve CRAP-O
Denise “Eyeballs” Richard and a bunch of other losers that I don’t even know…. But my FAVORIT HO of them all was a surprise even to me... LIL Kim, my only concern is that ol’ lollipop licker wont be able to see what she is doing… after all her face has been replaced with plastic and pulled so tight she seeing shit from her ears… this may cause some coordination issues!

Compton vs. Cookie

A close friend of mine is a huge fan of this show and I think she secretly wants to take over Ailea’s useless position in house and make it a great position so here it is a post about The Bad Girls Club Season 3 and my favorite episode to date:

This was actually the 4th episode and we are now on episode 9 how ever I can’t pass up the opportunity to reflect on how much fun Kayla was… She physically assaulted a roommate, she got Naked Wasted at a strip club and ended up in a full body fishnet outfit - panty less (much like my golden boy) and needed to be carried out while screaming please don’t take me to the crazy house… TOO LATE BITCH you’re crazy; she also flipped out in a Hollywood nightclub because her CHEAP CHINETO store dress fell apart and once again she was Commando style… then ended up in the back of a limo wearing only her B-Day suit mad at the another skanks… that was all in 4 episodes; I don’t know about anyone else but you cant find that kind of entertainment just anywhere… but you can find it on the Oxygen channel Tuesday nights!

Miss Piggy and the OC Finale!

Last Night’s Finale…This BITCH… excuse me Evil Bitch Vicki pranced around with her new Rolex watch, which she made sure to announce she bought herself…. Vicki's nonstop yapping was seriously F-ing annoying actually just her voice can send someone into cardiac arrest, I'm not sure anyone really cared one way or another about the stupid UGLY watch, especially Laurie, who probably has a shower curtain made of Rolex watches. Moving On, Tamara’s stick up his ass husband dragged her off to a private cabana to present her with a pricey bracelet for no real reason other than to perhaps prove to America that he can afford such a godly thing and they also got a chance to advertise the Nuggets and whatever store they bought it from (pre-planned) I’m sure. Yes, gift-giving was all wonderful when diamonds and Rolexes were involved, but then when Gretchen pulled all the girls together and handed them Coach change purses, Vicki and Tamara acted like true blue whores and suggesting it was insincere. Hey SKANKS, it's a GIFT how about a sincere THANK YOU! These F’en hookers are starting to piss me off, if they keep it up I’m going to send Stacie, Julie Bulie and Ness over to kick some bitch asses!
Bottom Line:
Vicki is an Ugly Pig
Tamara is a jealous old Hag
Laurie is a freak of nature (at least from the surgeries)
Lynn (God Love Her she’s brain dead)
Gretchen is the hottest gold digging house wife
Jeana... I wish she was my Rich Mama!
Jo looked like she got a hair cut from Nana
Slade… well he’s Gay!
Tammy’s daughters are split images of Kim from ATL Housewives
And last but not least:
RIP Jeff!
Sorry it was a heated episode and I’m sorry for the long post but I will mention as always Jeana and Gretchen are still my fav’s! Ill miss u, u Crazy Rich Bitches!

Real Housewives of NYC Premiere Party | Bravo TV Official Site

Real Housewives of NYC Premiere Party Bravo TV Official Site

Can you believe how quick the cat fights started on yesterday premiere of NY Housewives... I can those crazy bitches are always trying to one up each other therefore giving us exactly what we want DRAMA! My personal Opinion on the cast:

Hate...
Fuuuugggly ALEX
Fruit Cake Simon (Fugly's Husband)
The Count bitch (Luann)
Ramona the eye twitching tweaker!

Love...
That Bony Bitch Bethany!
Jill Zaaaarin
and the new Rich Bitch only cause she's friends with all the top designers!

Alex and Simon are as phony as my new LV and as for the countess... OH GOD who in the HELL is publishing her etiquette book deal, what kind of joke is that, am I being punked???? When Ramona mentioned how people should think be fore they speak I nearly fainted... this coming from a she man who's blurted shit from outta space; and my poor Jill Zaaaaarin god help her shes about the most normal one besides Bethany who two has some issues....... eating disorder you can wash your clothes on her chest bones!

This was long and I'm sorry but I'm in complete heaven, cant wait till next week when hopefully we get some physical violence.

Caution… DANGER aHEAD!

Roll out the Caution tape… Ray J has treaded some DANGERous territory… we will officially title season two of “for the love of Ray J” Who’s your daddy… that’s right Junkies, he got Tiger face knocked up, I wonder who’s gonna be the god mama and will Kim K be attending the baby shower?

RICKI (as big as a) LAKE???? HUH

Bret Michaels Bus Tour and Real Chance of Love CHARM SCHOOL season 3 but I’m really concerned that VH1 has made another huge mistake… 1^st being Megan the hooker and the whole trophy wife thing and now Ricki Lake, I don’t trust anyone who names there kid after a dog and further more I really don’t think I’m up for Hairspray flash backs! Once again I’m going to suck it up and have to plant my ass in front of the tele just to make sure it’s suitable for all my peeps!!!!

Skank of Love… Coming Soon!

The rumors are true; Daisy De La Hoya gets her own show! I’m excited for 3 reasons #1 Bret (PIG) will hang up the towel or in his case the extensions #2 More HOT Bitch boys to watch and #3 Trash TV on Sundays will continue J Wow cant wait to see what that skinny bitch has in store for us, I bet it will be some Top Notch scandal!

Sober House… i.e. Crack House!

So I’m in love with this show just as I was with Celebrity Rehab… a dear friend of mine LOVES Dr. Drew and wants to marry him, to bad she’s already been snagged… Anyways moving on, One of the cast members a Favorite of mine is that slut Amber, talk about train wreck, she goes to meet up with some Hockey player gets wasted and cant remember if she did the dirty or not, now I get wasted and black out but by god I know if I’ve done the nasty, also would like to mention she was on the cover of sports illustrated and a former call girl… talk about issues, this broads F’d up mentally!

HATE HER!

Can you believe this reject is getting her own show… what a pity! I would like to say I won’t be watching but that would be a lie… I’m going front row with this show, hopefully Sharon Osborn will make a guest appearance and slap her ass again!

Pee Doodie – Making the Band 4…

I caught the first episode last night and really have no interest to continue… DK has split up and the blame is on Aubrey… what a hoe she was, I still can’t believe Playboy showcased her on the cover this month (gag me) Hugh Hefner must be senile! As for Day 26 the Bitch boy group… well that is a joke and quite the nose browner type, they smooch the Doodies ass so bad they’re pulling out corn with they’re teeth!

PHOTOSHOP is a wonderful thing... and would someone please take the needles away from this chick her lips make Daffy Duck look good!

Back In the Big Apple

One more reason to continue paying that Direct TV bill, another great reality show comes back in a few days and I couldn’t be happier… Hopefully the Drama is better than last, I’d personally like to see Jill kick Ramona’s ASS but we’ll just have to wait n see!

Miss Piggy Bites the Dust

This is by far my favorite episode, besides the one of someone throwing a Touchdown to her head… I’d like to know who threw that football and recommend him/her to the NFL! When Miss Piggy Bit the dust I thought I pissed my pants; it really doesn’t get better than that!

Welcome...

Let me start off by Thanking a dear friend and co-blogger highm8nce, she inspired me to put my words to the site and give everyone a taste of Reality Junkie Life, so Thanks Buddy! Anyways this site is mainly dedicated to Reality TV but Hot Celeb Gossip might show up once in awhile but only if it involves tasteless acts such as Celebrity Beat Downs and Hard core meltdowns; you might also get some of my inner thoughts from riding the train and all the weird experiences and sights I encounter.... who knows, either way please feel free to comment and make suggestions for future postings. I have posted just a few of my current Favorite shows but BOY is there much more than that... just not enough time today so enjoy and lets get this party started WHOOOOO HOOOOOO!

PIG... PIG ... PIG

Rock of Love Bus Tour.... this has it all, Sluts, Bitch Fights, Sex I mean the list is endless, I have been watching it since episode 1 and I must say it's had me hooked since! I would like to say farewell to my favorite skank of them all "DJ Lady Tribe" the show just didn't have enough Crack to keep her head in the game :)

Banana Split Anyone?

Let me start off by thanking VH1 for this show... I will say that Bret Michael's has my award for biggest PIG but Ray J has taken the cake with the most Buttafaced Bimbo's! SO, Banana Split anyone... well if you don't want it Ray J took it... this is a Train Wreck at its finest, I will be waiting patiently every week for this show to come on! 2 thumbs up!

LOVE THE CITY... LOVE Whit Whit!

SO, now that The Hills has taken a break (please just break) I was excited that my Whit Whit got her own show... and in true Dramatic fashion we got what we wanted, I already hate a few cast members and can't wait for Mondays AGAIN... this is fabulous, bring on the back stabbings and cat fights while wearing those Manolo's!

REAL WORL BROOKLYN - SUCKS

I have seriously tried to like this seasons Real World, but even a true Reality TV junkie just cant do it... Mary Ellis is turning in her grave with this BORING cast! I am a firm believer in SEX, SCANDAL and ASS KICKS on a reality TV show and this season doesn't have one... BOOOOOOO MTV I want my money back from Direct TV!