The next best thing… (Extra long Post)

You all know who my numero uno is, I’m not quite sure he knows who I am but never the less Brody Jenner has my Heart (batting my eyes while gazing into the stars); Well I have a confession to make (cover your ears Brody, or stop reading my blog for a moment) while at work a co-worker and myself decide we were going to head on over to the Yard House and catch the end of the Dodgers vs. Philly game (we won that game) after being there for about an hour a few other friends join the Happy Hour, we requested a booth as we have now out grown our lil bar table. To my surprise and I mean SURPRISE!!! Kobe Bryant who was at the actual Dodger game shows up to the YH for din din… ummm hello I’m F*cken Flipping out over this; you’ve seen the photo where I think I’m Vanessa Bryant, well guess what here’s my big chance (In my mind) I could be the next Mrs. Bryant... and I promise I wont make the maid touch poop I SWEAR! Anyways our lil buzzer goes off, we are ready to be seated, well well well can you believe this shit we are seated ONE booth away from Mr. Bryant and I swear I wasn’t sure if I was going to be able to handle myself… I had the worst case of STAR STRUCK, it was so bad that I could swear I was getting whiplash from turning back to see him hahahaha! So we’re ordering drinks and I have to tinkle as usual my bladder sucks, so off to the ladies room I go, when I exit the bathroom a gentleman with Kobe’s entourage approaches me and would like ME to introduce myself to Kobe…. OMG my response… my stupid response “I don’t want to disturb him while he eats…” WTF why would I say that… the whole time I imagined myself jumping on him and I get a chance to meet him and that’s what I say!!!! Someone should have slapped me!!! Anyways I make it back to my booth and am crushed that I have let another chance at fame go by… (Crying LOUD)! Kobe eventually finishes his meal and gets up to leave, the look on my face was priceless, I’m glowing at the sight of him, pure enchantment… as he walks by he stops at my table, shakes my hand while introducing himself J J J J did I respond…? well I was in such a state of shock I don’t know, did I hook up the Lakers tickets….? Nope, did I get the digits…? Nope, what did I do??? I don’t remember! So the moral of this story boys and girls, “A diamond in the rough is just that…” I’ve had more than a few shots at the celebrity thing but it’s just not meant to be even when The Next Best Thing (Kobe) is in your face.

Real World/Road Rules Challenge Thailand…

I am obviously a fanatic of reality TV especially anything MTV. Well on this seasons challenge they gave me what I love most… A real cat fight… yes Tanya the “LOCA HUERA” beat the shit out of the “VIEJA” Veronica and it was excellente! Cant wait, the best is yet to come.

Not Quite a Cougar but definitely too old to be a Kitty…

Well, it finally happened… I left the 20’s behind and turned (cough cough) everything leading up to that point was horrible! First of all I swear to god that I’m falling apart… one week before my Birthday I threw my back out merely lifting my light lil baby, My memory is that of a 90 year old and sweet baby Jesus I cant hang when I drink anymore… I need a day to recoup and another to recoup from recouping which means out of a whole weekend I get 1 day to drink and the rest is to be trapped in a dark room looking like a dead person choking down 7up and aspirin, so sad! Anyways, my next complaint is throwing your OWN party, not recommended actually let this be a WARNING, if you want your hair to fall out, your marriage to end and go broke then this is just the thing for you. Throwing a party is over rated and to be honest I used to get great pleasure having parties… that’s till I met the she devil (ME) I was so damn bossy and picky I couldn’t even stand taking orders from myself. The best thing about that party was it ending… oh and the way it ended Classic Christina “Woke up in Pico, in a RV, in my birthday suit” funniest part NO BIRTHDAY S*X (shaking my head).

Cheers to being 30, not looking forward to the next round 40!

For the LOVE OF RAY J… No way please someone tell me it isn’t so????

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He is my favorite man whore, I will never forget getting approached to be a contestant on his show, and unfortunately I didn’t take the offer but really regret it… That would have been my chance to meet my all time favorite Reality Girl DANGER “tiger face”!

Real Housewives OC COMING SOON

I’m a happy girl, TV is my second love… actually third… Kettle One, Brody Jenner then Reality TV!

BRAVO'S DESCRIPTION:

It's been seven months since we last saw The Real Housewives of Orange County, if you don't include "The Lost Footage" episode which aired in June. And it looks like we still have about three months of waiting to endure before Bravo's original Real Housewives franchise returns to our small screens.The wait might be all worth it though, if you're a fan of steamy suburban drama. Season 5, which kicks off on Thursday, November 5 at 10pm ET/PT, will welcome newcomer Alexis Bellino, a 32-year-old stay-at-home mom with a body that conceals that fact that she is already a mother of three small children. On the other hand, the new season will also be bidding farewell to longtime housewife Jeana Keough.In between the arrival of Alexis and the departure of Jeana, Tamra Barney, Lynne Curtin, Vicki Gunvalson and Gretchen Rossi get viewers up to speed with everything that's happened in their lives since the fourth season. Vicki's life insurance empire seems to be thriving, Tamra is coping with family and financial concerns, Lynne is also facing financial issues and a possible eviction from her home and Gretchen is in the aftermath of the devastating loss of her fiance, Jeff, and does her best to move on both professionally and personally, with a surprising new love interest.But it's not all financial woes and heartbreaks this season on The Real Housewives of Orange County. More than ever, these Southern girls are eager to prove their tenacity as they continue to live life unabashedly large amidst the tough economy. Watch out for Vicki as she takes her family on a trip to Italy while the girls visit San Francisco and Ft. Lauderdale for lavish getaways. It looks like the ladies are showing no signs of slowing down as we witness more shopping, drinking, partying and plastic surgery makeovers.

Better Luck Next Year!

After a year of going to the games, watching the games and being ONE TERRIBLE poor sport, I watched as they choked at the end… No Matter What I am very proud of how far they went and I can taste it for next year.