A friend of mine came up with this name for the Cuntess and I thought it was fabulous so we officially changed it from Countess Luann to “The Cuntess” ! So The Cuntess was finally given some constructive criticism, she married an Old Fat Ugly Pig, Her Book Title is STUPID and being married to a Count doesn’t make you Richer prettier or Holier than Thou… in fact it makes you a 5th wife with bad hair! On another note, when the Fag and his Ruthless Toothless wife Alex got in that Blow up pool filled with god knows what I thought the heavens sent me that shot for having endured such a bad day… it was truly COMICAL!
Ok, I AM SHE. It was like jesus talked through me and said, "Thou shall call LuAnne the CUNTESS" and that is who it happened.
ReplyDeleteI seriously, violently, hate this fake ass bitch. She married some gay old man and now thinks she is REALLY ROYALTY. I mean, come on, you have the worst hair ever. Even Katie Holmes has a nicer hair doo...
And WHAT THE FUCK was floating in that water of the so called "pool" they had? I would NEVER SHOW THAT ON TV! And I know that fag SIMON's juices were floating around, these people are seriously fucked up. TEAM RAMONA