Well, it finally happened… I left the 20’s behind and turned (cough cough) everything leading up to that point was horrible! First of all I swear to god that I’m falling apart… one week before my Birthday I threw my back out merely lifting my light lil baby, My memory is that of a 90 year old and sweet baby Jesus I cant hang when I drink anymore… I need a day to recoup and another to recoup from recouping which means out of a whole weekend I get 1 day to drink and the rest is to be trapped in a dark room looking like a dead person choking down 7up and aspirin, so sad! Anyways, my next complaint is throwing your OWN party, not recommended actually let this be a WARNING, if you want your hair to fall out, your marriage to end and go broke then this is just the thing for you. Throwing a party is over rated and to be honest I used to get great pleasure having parties… that’s till I met the she devil (ME) I was so damn bossy and picky I couldn’t even stand taking orders from myself. The best thing about that party was it ending… oh and the way it ended Classic Christina “Woke up in Pico, in a RV, in my birthday suit” funniest part NO BIRTHDAY S*X (shaking my head).
Cheers to being 30, not looking forward to the next round 40!
Cheers to being 30, not looking forward to the next round 40!
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