My fourth of July Holiday was excellent… originally the plans were geared towards 116 degree river weather, to be surrounded by a bunch of hot 20 yr olds and guys with egos as big as Burro Balls, that changed and we headed south of the border for some Mexican beers, tequila and illegal-LEGAL fireworks!!! So we hit the road fairly early 6:00 am only 2 hours past out original time of 4:00 am, we were already on Mexican time. Ady rode with me because she is fluent in espanol and we all know my bilingual skills ain't up to par… adonde esta el banyo and quanto esas… oh and my new favorite word Piglota (thanks lizzy) so we hit the road then all of a sudden KABOOM (no fuckers I didn’t hit anyone or thing) Ricardo’s truck breaks down not even 30 mins into our trip, lucky for us he’s a mister fix it because if that were mine and Sean’s truck we would have been stuck waiting for AAA or worse just plain stuck! So back on the road again and this time we have no problems other then Ricardo swerving like a maniac and me right behind him like a drunken old lady we hit the border, OH shit what a mess, I was already nervous about crossing and with everyone telling me all the horror stories, the only thing I could think of was someone was going to abduct me and steal my body parts… Thanks Stacie (giving you the evil eye while flipping my hair) That border was packed and apparently everyone wanted to cut right in front of me… there was only one problem I practically glued the grille of my car into the back of Adys trailer due to sheer fear of abduction, FUCK off people no one is cutting me off no one… Many of the other drivers were calling me names but I kept it moving and just looked straight ahead as if I heard nothing, I even bumped a lil Cevraditas to fit in a lil, once we pass through and I hit a green light we hauled ass to the resort, what a beautiful place, beach front, lil bar and a pool for a cool dip… PERFECTO! We unpack that RV like bats out of hell, first things first, Margarita por favor (grinning from ear to ear) That day we decided to ride the quads, now if I remember correctly we had had lots of beer, like three margaritas and a few kettle tonics and a maybe a shot or two… you get the point, I’m laying out while Ady goes for a ride when all of a sudden I see a poof of sand and Ricardo run across the beach… what could it be….. Ady rolled her quad and exposed her fun bags to the resort, it was truly hilarious and absolutely gives DRINKING AND DRIVING new meaning (cheers bitches) BTW she survived! This was not quite a good weekend for Ady because not a few hours later we head out to Ricardo’s uncles gorgeous beach front home, and think what a great idea to ride the quads and look at the homes… well Ady starts her engine and hits the gas BOOM slams right into the back of a parked truck… LMAO it was slow motion NOOOOO hit the BREAAKKS…. BOOOOM! She apparently thought she had it in reverse, but no she didn’t… once again drinking and driving not good for all! That night was full of fun stuff, we were gonna go out but thought of a much better plan, night quading… OMG that is a blast! Adriana’s relatives stop by our camp and light a bon fire and blast the music then decide to take Ricardo aka Michael Jackson for a ride, he hops on the back of ADY’s bike LOL hahaha and we take off, we’re riding along the water when I look back and notice someone lying on the sand, I turn around and Ady is Hollering "get up this is all your fault"… "why didn’t you hold on" hahahaha Michael is says "wait I'm all wet I cant get up" LMAO then Ady says "get up Ricardo"… I’m like you almost killed him *BUSTING up laughing* That was the best mini trip I have ever taken… we drank and crashed, almost killed someone and ate the best food… I like Havasu, but I’m happy about our decision to cross the border!
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