So it’s been awhile and I thought it was time to share with my friends just how awful working is for me…. I could give examples and scenarios and NAMES of things that have taken place but then I would have a blog the length of Mississippi…….! So I will share it this way:
1. FAT STUMPY CHINA MEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN THE WORK PLACE LET ALONE THE US!!!!
2. CUBICLES ARE RIDICULOUS…. I LISTEN AND SEE SHIT THAT THERE IS NO NEED FOR…. THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PARTITIONS AND THEY ARE NOT SOUND PROOF WHO INVENTED THESE???? ALL SIGNS POINT TO THE CHINA MAN!
3. THERE ARE RESTROOMS ON EACH FLOOR SO WHY IS IT THAT OTHER FLOOR'S FEEL THE NEED TO ABUSE THE RESTROOM THAT I MUST USE?????
4. HOW DO THE SENIOR LEVEL STAFF BECOME SENIOR AND THEN HIRE MORE IDIOTS LIKE THEM????
5. FEET DRAGGERS SHOULD GET FEET DRAGGING ROAD BURN SO THEY COULD FEEL HOW ANNOYING IT SOUNDS????
6. WHY IS IT FAIR THAT I MUST WORK 8 HOURS AND THE GUY WHOM IS NOT BEING SUPORVISED ONLY WORKS 5????
7. LUNCH ROOMS… i.e. STENCH BOXES… DISGUSTING SEAFOOD AND STINKY BURNED FOOD CAUSE A HEALTH HAZZARD EVENTUALLY I WILL GO POSTAL OVER THIS…
8. UGLY PEOPLE WITH ONE EYE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO WORK WITH OTHERS THEY SHOULD BE TELEMARKETING SO WE DON’T HAVE TO LOOK…
9. TOILET TERRORS KEEP IT AT HOME… FARTING, POOTING AND PISSING ON THE SEATS ARE REALLY GROSS!
10. PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION THOUGH CONVIENENT CAN ALSO BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE AS MY EYES ARE NOT QUITE CUT OUT FOR SOME OF THE NARWLY VIEWS OF HIDIOUSY…
11. ONCE AGAIN FAT STUMPY CHINA MEN WITH NO NECKS SHOULD BE BANNED.
So I know these may not tailor to your working environment but they completely depict the shit I deal with… I don’t wish this on my worst enemy and Conchita I would much rather be tazed and pepper sprayed then come here every day.
1. FAT STUMPY CHINA MEN SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED IN THE WORK PLACE LET ALONE THE US!!!!
2. CUBICLES ARE RIDICULOUS…. I LISTEN AND SEE SHIT THAT THERE IS NO NEED FOR…. THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH PARTITIONS AND THEY ARE NOT SOUND PROOF WHO INVENTED THESE???? ALL SIGNS POINT TO THE CHINA MAN!
3. THERE ARE RESTROOMS ON EACH FLOOR SO WHY IS IT THAT OTHER FLOOR'S FEEL THE NEED TO ABUSE THE RESTROOM THAT I MUST USE?????
4. HOW DO THE SENIOR LEVEL STAFF BECOME SENIOR AND THEN HIRE MORE IDIOTS LIKE THEM????
5. FEET DRAGGERS SHOULD GET FEET DRAGGING ROAD BURN SO THEY COULD FEEL HOW ANNOYING IT SOUNDS????
6. WHY IS IT FAIR THAT I MUST WORK 8 HOURS AND THE GUY WHOM IS NOT BEING SUPORVISED ONLY WORKS 5????
7. LUNCH ROOMS… i.e. STENCH BOXES… DISGUSTING SEAFOOD AND STINKY BURNED FOOD CAUSE A HEALTH HAZZARD EVENTUALLY I WILL GO POSTAL OVER THIS…
8. UGLY PEOPLE WITH ONE EYE SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO WORK WITH OTHERS THEY SHOULD BE TELEMARKETING SO WE DON’T HAVE TO LOOK…
9. TOILET TERRORS KEEP IT AT HOME… FARTING, POOTING AND PISSING ON THE SEATS ARE REALLY GROSS!
10. PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION THOUGH CONVIENENT CAN ALSO BE CONSIDERED OFFENSIVE AS MY EYES ARE NOT QUITE CUT OUT FOR SOME OF THE NARWLY VIEWS OF HIDIOUSY…
11. ONCE AGAIN FAT STUMPY CHINA MEN WITH NO NECKS SHOULD BE BANNED.
So I know these may not tailor to your working environment but they completely depict the shit I deal with… I don’t wish this on my worst enemy and Conchita I would much rather be tazed and pepper sprayed then come here every day.
Love the moment for parting as we all know is just 4 months and 2 weeks away ... everything ends, you know it ...
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