My new Toy... a pink Tazer!
I am a LIAR and a damn good one, not only can I give one hell of a bullshit story but at times I believe my own bullshit. I have become a Security guard, a Psychologist, a Sports Physician, A Deputy Sheriff and I even told someone I was an Electrical Engineer, now I know what you all are thinking but the truth is I am considering one of these fields and a close friend of mine recommended I take a trip to the Philippines and buy my degree. At this stage in my life what harm could it do, my only concern is that I don’t speak Tagala (well I do speak all the bad words like Balahura and Puneta) but I could bullshit my way out of that by simply saying that I had an interpreter the whole time, and that is how I learned the field. Anyways I have to think of something and I’m not sure I can cut the mustard in the Sheriffs Academy… the one and only problem is the Lie Detector Test… could I bullshit my way through that, possibly, but shit I’m getting a lil old and my joints ain't what they used to be so maybe the concern is actually in the physical testing they do…. Maybe I could go to the Philippines and by a Badge? Either way I need to do something and quick, any ideas?
I believe all the things you say, especially when you make up occupations, hello, I change my name everytime I go into Coffee Bean. I think it is a necessity you have that taser. Do they sell them at Best Buy? An for the record, you could beat the lie tector test. I have seasons 1-3 of Alias and all you have to do is wtach that to learn the tricks of the trade.
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