Where do I start…?
I guess I should start off by thanking those of you who came to my Premiere party on Monday, I had a great time and the food wasn’t bad either.
MOVING ON, I’m not sure if I was prepared for all the Juicy shit that happened on episode 1 of Season 5… I mean I knew I would love it but mostly because I feel like I’m part of the cast; It starts off with UGLina and Lo putting together a surprise party for my LC and it’s going to be on a yacht… when LC arrives to her party and everyone screams SSSUUUPPPRRRIISSE I thought my poor Homie shit her self… she took a step back and was looking like she was gonna have a heart attack or get out her peper spray and take some Fuckers OUT! If having the shit scarred out of you isn’t bad enough….. Plastic Surgery Barbie walks in uninvited (she's pathetic). The best part of this party was when Stephanie conveniently tells Plastic Surgery Barbie that her Flesh Tone Mann is a flirting with the Bartender, this sends Barbie into complete hysterics, she Ruins the party by making LC cry and then wants to be let off the ship… on the other end Mr. Flesh tone sucker punches Cameron then uses his Face as as a human punching bag, people can say what they want about Speidi… truth is I hate him but after he kicks the dookie out of that pussy Cameron, I feel the need to thank him for bringing the violence to The Hills… all we need now is a Girl fight, I nominate Brody’s new Skank of the week to take down UGLina! I also can NOT believe that Spencer has lunch with Brody, what a fucken joke and how about Stephanie straight up lieing… I am going to send a letter to the city of Malibu where the Pratt’s originated from telling them what a crime it was to allow the births of such creatures; I wonder if there is law that allows deportation from city to city, I’m almost positive Hollywood would agree in shipping those albino's back.
From the looks of the upcoming episodes I’m going to need to stock up on Patron and Kettle, I will also need some blood pressure medication…
Things we learned and key notes:
1. Stephanie Pratt is an Instigator
2. UGLina has big ears
3. LC needs waterproof mascara
4. UGLina has Big teeth
5. Plastic Surgery Barbie is shameless
6. UGLina needs lip injections to even out her big teeth
7. Plastic Surgery Barbie gives good gifts
8. UGLina is a Whore
9. Flesh Tone has a mean Right Hook
10. UGLina has 2 lazy eyes
I guess I should start off by thanking those of you who came to my Premiere party on Monday, I had a great time and the food wasn’t bad either.
MOVING ON, I’m not sure if I was prepared for all the Juicy shit that happened on episode 1 of Season 5… I mean I knew I would love it but mostly because I feel like I’m part of the cast; It starts off with UGLina and Lo putting together a surprise party for my LC and it’s going to be on a yacht… when LC arrives to her party and everyone screams SSSUUUPPPRRRIISSE I thought my poor Homie shit her self… she took a step back and was looking like she was gonna have a heart attack or get out her peper spray and take some Fuckers OUT! If having the shit scarred out of you isn’t bad enough….. Plastic Surgery Barbie walks in uninvited (she's pathetic). The best part of this party was when Stephanie conveniently tells Plastic Surgery Barbie that her Flesh Tone Mann is a flirting with the Bartender, this sends Barbie into complete hysterics, she Ruins the party by making LC cry and then wants to be let off the ship… on the other end Mr. Flesh tone sucker punches Cameron then uses his Face as as a human punching bag, people can say what they want about Speidi… truth is I hate him but after he kicks the dookie out of that pussy Cameron, I feel the need to thank him for bringing the violence to The Hills… all we need now is a Girl fight, I nominate Brody’s new Skank of the week to take down UGLina! I also can NOT believe that Spencer has lunch with Brody, what a fucken joke and how about Stephanie straight up lieing… I am going to send a letter to the city of Malibu where the Pratt’s originated from telling them what a crime it was to allow the births of such creatures; I wonder if there is law that allows deportation from city to city, I’m almost positive Hollywood would agree in shipping those albino's back.
From the looks of the upcoming episodes I’m going to need to stock up on Patron and Kettle, I will also need some blood pressure medication…
Things we learned and key notes:
1. Stephanie Pratt is an Instigator
2. UGLina has big ears
3. LC needs waterproof mascara
4. UGLina has Big teeth
5. Plastic Surgery Barbie is shameless
6. UGLina needs lip injections to even out her big teeth
7. Plastic Surgery Barbie gives good gifts
8. UGLina is a Whore
9. Flesh Tone has a mean Right Hook
10. UGLina has 2 lazy eyes
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OMG...Love the nicknames(laughing)!! And loved the episode!!! Wish i coulda made the party but I'm to poor to fly across the country for a party!! Ewww can't believe that Brody had lunch with that FAG!! Cant wait for the rest of the season!!! Bring on the fights and the alcohol!!!
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