Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Real Housewives of NYC Premiere Party | Bravo TV Official Site

Real Housewives of NYC Premiere Party Bravo TV Official Site

Can you believe how quick the cat fights started on yesterday premiere of NY Housewives... I can those crazy bitches are always trying to one up each other therefore giving us exactly what we want DRAMA! My personal Opinion on the cast:

Hate...
Fuuuugggly ALEX
Fruit Cake Simon (Fugly's Husband)
The Count bitch (Luann)
Ramona the eye twitching tweaker!

Love...
That Bony Bitch Bethany!
Jill Zaaaarin
and the new Rich Bitch only cause she's friends with all the top designers!

Alex and Simon are as phony as my new LV and as for the countess... OH GOD who in the HELL is publishing her etiquette book deal, what kind of joke is that, am I being punked???? When Ramona mentioned how people should think be fore they speak I nearly fainted... this coming from a she man who's blurted shit from outta space; and my poor Jill Zaaaaarin god help her shes about the most normal one besides Bethany who two has some issues....... eating disorder you can wash your clothes on her chest bones!

This was long and I'm sorry but I'm in complete heaven, cant wait till next week when hopefully we get some physical violence.

2 comments:

  1. I HATEHATE HATE The countess...she only got that title because she married that ugly guy...so techincally she is renting it. And who does she think she is that tall lesbian wanna be...she modeled...in what, a toilet paper ad? I hate her I hate her I hate her.

    And I hate Simon, just not as much as the Countess...who I will now refer to and the CUNTESS...sorry if anyone is offended, but she is over the top bitchy.

    I like the new girl...I hope her horse runs over Ramona's overly botoxed face. BITCHES

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  2. "The Cuntess"I like that, you're good highm8nce

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