Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Miss Piggy and the OC Finale!


Last Night’s Finale…This BITCH… excuse me Evil Bitch Vicki pranced around with her new Rolex watch, which she made sure to announce she bought herself…. Vicki's nonstop yapping was seriously F-ing annoying actually just her voice can send someone into cardiac arrest, I'm not sure anyone really cared one way or another about the stupid UGLY watch, especially Laurie, who probably has a shower curtain made of Rolex watches. Moving On, Tamara’s stick up his ass husband dragged her off to a private cabana to present her with a pricey bracelet for no real reason other than to perhaps prove to America that he can afford such a godly thing and they also got a chance to advertise the Nuggets and whatever store they bought it from (pre-planned) I’m sure. Yes, gift-giving was all wonderful when diamonds and Rolexes were involved, but then when Gretchen pulled all the girls together and handed them Coach change purses, Vicki and Tamara acted like true blue whores and suggesting it was insincere. Hey SKANKS, it's a GIFT how about a sincere THANK YOU! These F’en hookers are starting to piss me off, if they keep it up I’m going to send Stacie, Julie Bulie and Ness over to kick some bitch asses!
Bottom Line:
Vicki is an Ugly Pig
Tamara is a jealous old Hag
Laurie is a freak of nature (at least from the surgeries)
Lynn (God Love Her she’s brain dead)
Gretchen is the hottest gold digging house wife
Jeana... I wish she was my Rich Mama!
Jo looked like she got a hair cut from Nana
Slade… well he’s Gay!
Tammy’s daughters are split images of Kim from ATL Housewives
And last but not least:
RIP Jeff!
Sorry it was a heated episode and I’m sorry for the long post but I will mention as always Jeana and Gretchen are still my fav’s! Ill miss u, u Crazy Rich Bitches!

1 comment:

  1. the hubby fixed the Tivo and I was able to catch the last two episodes I honestly forward the part where Tamara reunited with her dad...who gives a damn! can we say white trash...yuck! I dont care if she came from Glendora!! I wasnt to happy with the Finale, I'm so over those little bitches seeing Piggy twitch her face everytime she got news she couldnt control with all the money she has she should get a chemical peel and fix her fugly face...I love Jeana I would also love it if she was my momma...and Gretchen so beautiful so sad to hear her rich fiance died I'm sure she will find another one soon :)

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